Targeted Crime

– “The police said the community is not in danger because it was a targeted incident.”
– “Yeah… I feel so much better knowing we are not in danger, but there are targets moving around our community.”

“Yes,That’s Nice”

– “I’ve learned that the best way is to nod, smile and say “Yes, that’s nice” when you don’t understand what the other person said… Unfortunately, it doesn’t work all the time.”

– “Looks like Frank got diagnosed with Cancer…”
– “Yes, that’s nice”

– “I think my wife is cheating on me.”
– “Yes, that’s nice”